![]() ![]() My years are not advancing as fast as you may think. I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks! It's the same thing your whole life: clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine, EVER. ![]() What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today! What about the satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you have some kind of a line you keep open for emergencies, or for celebrities? I'm both. Ryerson! "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy! Case Western High! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson, got the shingles REAL bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again! Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?Ĭ'mon. Perhaps it's that giant blizzard we're NOT supposed to get. This is one of the times where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. Hey, Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes, we coulda let Ralph drive Watch out for that first step, it's a doozy. It says "Pastry, Larry? Happy Groundhog Day!" And I'm overhearing people say "Who's Pastry Larry?" I brought cupcakes to work, and they are not only delicious, but ADORABLE! I'm totally disappointed by the number of co-workers who don't get the little sign I put up. ![]() Okay! Rise and Shine, campers! But don't forget your booties, 'cause it's cold out there today! ![]()
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